ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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