What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
being pregnant is like rehab
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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