The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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