I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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