talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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