So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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