guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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