BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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