she woke up with a sticky ear
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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