You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I had to cum in my sink.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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