There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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