she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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