I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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