No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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