I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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