I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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