Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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