do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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