At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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