Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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