Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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