I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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