I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm getting married
To pizza
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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