This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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