I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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