He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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