I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
cat food counts as protein by the way
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm getting married
To pizza
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
