But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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