I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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