He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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