UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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