standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I need to sanitize my soul.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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