She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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