David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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