I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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