Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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