Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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