It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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