i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize