ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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