just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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