so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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