everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
