I want to stick my p in your. b.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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