we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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