great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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