im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Randomize
