I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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