you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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