saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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