i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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