When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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