SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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