There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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