Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
only you would photoshop your dick
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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