i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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