She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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