question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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