just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
only if we run a train.
done.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
